by Tv ass dog October 30, 2019
Get the tabbys tv ass mug.The area of fat that protrudes above the pant line and pours out of the top of ea side of the lower back…this area extends over and around the waist primarily on the sides and lower back. Also referred to commonly as muffin top.
Damn Bethany must be eating! She’s got some major side ass, the not so hot red headed step child of regular ass.
by Noel Heath May 5, 2022
Get the Side ass mug.Your cat sits on your french fries making them ass fries. You then give them to your failure of a husband who gleefully eats the ass fries.
by Gonads Johnson July 3, 2018
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Get the Play in yo ass mug.Assplosive shit syndrome, a.k.a. diarrhea.
That feeling you get when your stomach rumbles before you feel something trying to eek out of your back end, which makes your face sport a look that plainly says, "OH LAWD ITS COMIN" as you make a mad dash to the bathroom to contain the imminent assplosion to the toilet bowl.
That feeling you get when your stomach rumbles before you feel something trying to eek out of your back end, which makes your face sport a look that plainly says, "OH LAWD ITS COMIN" as you make a mad dash to the bathroom to contain the imminent assplosion to the toilet bowl.
by Pantheris December 4, 2023
Get the ASS mug.An efficient, simple word to replace the more complex "anal assault of a sexual nature" because, well, that is an unnecessarily complex, redundant phrase.
Bob feared his time in prison. He knew daily, even hourly ass-ault was on the menu for him in an "all you can eat" banquet sort of way, since he was new meat in the con-dom. He would come prepared. He would not lose this opportunity of a lifetime. He went on a rigorous training program of dealing with lawyers and duct cleaners, always bending over and taking one for the team. He knew how to fit it in anywhere. And he would not climax until his way had been had at least daily.
by You rReal Name July 9, 2020
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