Punching My Pizza

"Jacking off with pepperoni grease by only to blueballs. You don't finish."

I was seen in a playground Punching My Pizza

by Steve Beats October 09, 2019

Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today

28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!

Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug

by RK-800√BOT February 08, 2022

Flap my curtain

This is commonly used when a one of the couple gets so hot, he needs to stand by an open window and flap the curtain so to create a draft circulation. The female is left on the bed, and then must use the above phrase to entice her man back to bed.

Puns of a various nature can spawn from this saying.

"Flap my curtain till the neighbours complain!"

by MissRainbow January 21, 2017

plug my twitch

The act of talking about someone's twitch profile on a high profile social media platform, usually with the intent to gain followers or social recognition.

Hey babe will you plug my twitch?

Dude plug my twitch
I wish someone would plug my twitch
Why won't anyone plug my twitch?!

by GrouchyTheDwarf April 15, 2022

cream my skippies

A common expression to express the impending ejaculation in one’s pants. Commonly due to excitement or anticipation of a gleeful event.

Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies

Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.

by tinypelican January 14, 2025

cream my skippies

A common expression to express the impending ejaculation in one’s pants. Commonly due to excitement or anticipation of a gleeful event.

Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies

Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.

by tinypelican January 14, 2025

Over my ass

some stupid shit Doug said

over my ass is something that I can’t help describe tbh bc it’s that stupid not a term

by XLXIsaac3624 May 25, 2020