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Muscle Dick

When one has more muscle and testosterone than brains.
That gym bro is a total muscle dick
by coolincatt April 19, 2024
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National Dick Pic Mondays

It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!
Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!
by The Week-Day Maker July 20, 2021
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Sucking ghost dick

When you randomly choke on nothing or your spit at any random time
1: yo how wa- *starts randomly choking*

2: this nigga sucking ghost dick

1: it was my spit dumbass
by RETARDCUH666 June 20, 2023
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Came out of my dick

To come out of one's dick; To emerge from a period of isolation, filled with anti-social tendencies. (Not to be confused with the colloquial use, meaning to ejaculate from one's penis.)
Last month I was haunted by the experience of being a member of society but I came out of my dick and now I feel much better.
by John Whorrds January 23, 2023
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he could talk the dick off a wombat

Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.
*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".
by oldmate694life March 7, 2023
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Bullet dick

A dick thats built like a bullet especially around the tip and that cums quick
P1: Mf kept on cumming mad quick wit his bullet dick self P2: Girllll
by Jdotmiami June 9, 2020
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Shrek Dick Candle

A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.
Woah! EOSE closed with a massive Shrek dick candle today!
by Shrieked January 30, 2025
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