It bounced off my foot

Said when something unintentionally happens

Person 1: Pool ball went into wrong hole with a crazy pool shot
Person 2: "There is no way you made that shot"
Person 1: "Nahh dogg it bounced off my foot"

by Stumpy13 June 06, 2011

ford my name

A person who is better than everyone at everything. He gets all the lady’s. He is better than Lucia.

Ford my name is better than everybody

by Columbus1230 December 08, 2019

I am going to practice and warm up my dancing yayy!

I am going to practice and warm up my dancing yayy!

I am going to practice and warm up my dancing yayy!

by syafinaz confirms that? November 19, 2023

hung by my own noose

When something backfires; when you forget a prank you did and it happens to you.

"Alas! I've been hung by my own noose!" Said Angle after she turned her sister's hairdryer on, forgetting she put flour in it previously and ended up looking like a fool.

by nerdettgirl May 10, 2014

Lemme Sharpin my knife

A man take his penis and “sharpen” his penis in the woman.

@bhawkins1414

Hey babe lemme sharpin my knife

by Brendan Hawkins January 19, 2019

Punching My Pizza

"Jacking off with pepperoni grease by only to blueballs. You don't finish."

I was seen in a playground Punching My Pizza

by Steve Beats October 09, 2019

Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today

28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!

Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug

by RK-800√BOT February 08, 2022