ass monkeys

when you're surprised

'holy ass monkeys you scared me!!!'

by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018

Balls-ass

Adv. A superlative adverb that usually employed in colloquial discourse when expressing exasperation or frustration with a condition or experience.

Dude, it’s balls-ass hot outside.

Man, his girl is balls-ass ugly.

by guroking August 31, 2022

fuckin nigga ass

To quite literally "fuck a nigga ass" or to brutally molest a nigga ass.

I been fuckin nigga ass since day one.

by pass the smirnoff November 27, 2021

Muthafucking stupid ass goofy

I only do this because of the mug ad

*Mike falls like a cartoon because he looks down*
Person below: You're a muthafucking stupid ass goofy.

by zuuuuup March 30, 2023

Ass

Ass Assy

:) yeah uh define the word define >:) also an ass is a donkey

by ~ Kitsuni ~ July 17, 2022

Ass hopper

People who go Lilly pad to Lilly pad fucking it all.

You ass hopper you fuckitall and went garloomp.how can you jump person to person and we never even introduced you to them

by Ckebme June 6, 2021

Dog Assed It

To scoot instead of wiping.

"I dog assed it." - he scooted his bunghole on the rug/floor/carpet/ground.

by 217nah October 1, 2025