poop-in-the-john

similar to the act of a jack-in-the-box, but rather when one flips up the toilet seat and finds a disgusting piece of old, yellow-brown, shit sitting at the bottom of the comode; this is usually done as a joke to show off your big load to a friend or relative, and is very rude because they didnt flush it down

i saw the worst poop-in-the-john this morning, my brother said he dropped it the night before, which explained the absurd shape and color of it

by weasel May 20, 2005

poop kill

When you feel a raging poop coming on but then something happens and you no longer have to poop.

simmilar to a buzz kill

Dude I rushed to the bathroom to drop a load but the smell in there was a total poop kill

by eric yantis December 16, 2006

poop sniff

To indicate falsehoods.
Originiated from detecting (smelling) lies (crap) from a distance.

Cletus "My momma says movin' back home!"
Ralph "Sounds like poop sniff."

by Serious Dan April 25, 2008

Poop Hoop

A synonym for the butt hole or the anal sphincter

That Indian food really tore up my poop hoop

by pewppewp December 17, 2014

poop jacker

Anyone who goes into a bathroom, picks up some random person's shit they found in the toilet, and runs away with it.

WTF? That guy just ran out of the bathroom with the shit I just took! He's a poop jacker!

by Bruh.........er February 25, 2015

poop nugget

the word you use when you can't curse because you aren't old enough.

ohhh poop nugget.

you are a poop nugget!

by gracie_stylinson :) March 30, 2015

poop bone

the bone growing from your tailbone

guy: i have poop bone growing out of my tailbone

by Nayts April 3, 2019