Willy

The penis when it is not erect and is in the smallest size.

Robert & Downey: Heheeheheheheheh this is fun heheheheh
Uncle Sam: WOT R U DOIN DAON DER PAMPIN EECH OTERS WILLY N KISSIN YER ASSES

by deathcop4000 June 13, 2018

willy jam

Painful and infrequently-used climbing move, the level of difficulty of which is only surpassed by the admiration received upon retelling in public house at end of day.

"I was holding a sandwich in one hand, and an eagle bit off my other arm. I had no choice but to do a willy jam."

by Scribe January 14, 2004

Clit Willy

when a girl has a clit so big its almost penis size

amys got such a clit willy, bet its bigger than her boyfriends

by mark erpen March 24, 2012

Willi

A boy that looks like a fish. His face is ugly and he likes beating his meat. He has a weird laugh and likes Fishing

Oh look it’s a fish!
No it’s a Willi.

by SchokodrinkErik January 15, 2019

Wet Willy

When a man ejaculates into a woman's ear after oral sex.

Yeah man the hooker last night was blowing me and I decided to surprise her with a wet Willy when I came.

by Ducks not Fucks May 22, 2017

Willy wankus

A general term to describe a mans Trouser snake, used by middle schoolers to refer to the male genitalia and not get caught

(Will-EE-WANE-CUS)

Person 1: my Willy wankus is pretty big

Person 2: I bet it isn’t

by Bigdumb532 May 20, 2024

armpit willy

When one person, with hands dripping wet, sneaks up behind another person and quickly wedges their soaked hands upwards into the armpits of the previously unknowing victim.

Dude, I gave her an armpit willy yesterday. She shrieked and then laughed.

by Cyber B June 20, 2008