chapstick wood sandwich

After freshly applying chapstick the face is sandwiched between two erect penises.

After prom, Julian, Blake, and Brian will form a chapstick wood sandwich.

by DontUseMyRealName69 June 9, 2016

Master Wood

(n)Another name for a teacher who is Mister wood.

I've got to go to Master Wood's class next. (you get in trouble because you were right by a teacher when you said it)

by MR DINKDINK November 1, 2022

Wood working

When a man jerks off with sandpaper

Hey Josh, want to come help me out with my wood working today?

by Lisamonalisapizza February 15, 2022

Emma Woods

The gardener from the mobile game Identity V. She is very cool and sets people on fire sometimes.

Person 1: Hey I main Emma woods in identity V
Person 2: You're the coolest kiss me right now

by Lesbian Ghost May 29, 2021

emily woods

A girl with 86 million roles and is going out with Josh although Josh is forced into this spooky relationship. Although Josh does like the roles she has and once he gave her a rimjob and Josh almost died but he dodged it and killed her.

Yo that gal is such an Emily Woods dayum!

by XxNEGR0SL4Y3RxX December 28, 2018

fanta wood

The joke is you're Fanta stick, but if they're very slow they'll think it's fanta wood. Just laugh at them.

You think I'm fanta wood?

What..?
OHHHHHHH. FANTASTIC. MAKES SENSE NOW!

by Meme Overlord July 17, 2016

Raven wood

The worst school ever

I know Raven wood will suck in football and they have bad teachers

by Mr._Bean December 6, 2023