Donut Trump

when you cross donald trump with a donut

I ate a donut trump for blekfast.

by IQ300 March 7, 2019

The Trump Tan

A shitty fake tan, where the skin around your eyes is far much lighter than then rest of your body. Most common in politicians and insecure white women.

*Person 1 comes back from the tanning salon*

Person 1: "Check out my tan!"

Person 2: "Why the fuck are their white circles around your eyes?"

Person 3: " Oh shit, you got The Trump Tan!"

by Ass_Violater8008 July 21, 2017

Trump-away

a spray that Donald trump hates such as Mexicans in a can or china in a can

Guy 1: bro, did you hear about the new spray item they had in stores, its called Trump-away, its like raid for spiders but its donald trump raid!
Guy 2:no? i think i might use it!

by trump-away-inator-3000 September 23, 2017

Jackass Trump

Trump's fetish of sticking his dirty hands into the asshole of a mule. In order to get the shit nice and warm to moisturize his very orange skin with his eagle nest hair soaked in the piss of all his enemies and the mule. After this event the mule proceeds in kicking his tiny microscopic balls into next century, giving him a full half centimeter erection.

Yo that mother fucking trump just recorded his fetish known as Jackass Trump. That shit gave me mother fucking tumor on my dick my heart and brain. Gave the video -2000 out of 10. Wouldn't vote again.

by Trump's doctor January 20, 2017

donna trumpe

the female counter part of grabbing dicks and using racial slurs and reverse sexism

i saw a donna trumpe today grabbing a guy by the dick while telling him he was a minority that deserves 77 cents to her dollar

by kylebc November 19, 2016

Dirty Trump

After engaging in sexual intercourse with a girl, you put oranges in her ass, yelling "Dirty Trump" as you pass through the door.

"Oh man, I gave that girl a Dirty Trump!"

by seimejote February 16, 2017

Trump Hysteria

New mental illness: "TRUMP HYSTERIA": the fear of what's going to happen to this country when the carpet gets pulled out from under the sick, weak, disabled, old, the poor, minority hatred running rampant.

I've got such bad Trump Hysteria that I'm in fear for the fate of my country.

by Angel E Love March 10, 2017