In the same way that an Internet Troll takes pleasure in causing drama and chaos, the Internet Half-Troll takes pleasure in countering everything that the troll posts in a way that brings about laughter and harmony by making the troll look foolish This often cuts off the troll's lulz that it requires for sustenance and forces the troll out through attrition, thus causing the troll to seek its lulz in a place that isn't under the surveillance of half-trolls.
Traits:
Internet Half-Trolls are more intelligent than Internet Trolls and regenerate faster due to their more omnivorous diet of both the internet rage of troll as well as the lulz of the random Internet bystander. Should an Internet Half-Troll consume both internet rage AND lulz in rapid succession the two energies can catalyze, causing the Internet Half-Troll to be temporarily phased into an ethereal state known as The Zone. While In The Zone an Internet Half-Troll becomes invulnerable, his attack-rate doubles, and his initiative and reflexes increase to Mythic proportions. Any attacks received by an Internet Half-Troll are instantly countered and damage increases one factor for every strike.
According to obscure Urban Legend, should an internet half-troll be exposed to The Zone long enough his being will converge with the presence of all half-trolls past, present, and future becoming The Legendary Super Half-Troll, a state far exceeding that of any troll, including Trolldin himself.
Traits:
Internet Half-Trolls are more intelligent than Internet Trolls and regenerate faster due to their more omnivorous diet of both the internet rage of troll as well as the lulz of the random Internet bystander. Should an Internet Half-Troll consume both internet rage AND lulz in rapid succession the two energies can catalyze, causing the Internet Half-Troll to be temporarily phased into an ethereal state known as The Zone. While In The Zone an Internet Half-Troll becomes invulnerable, his attack-rate doubles, and his initiative and reflexes increase to Mythic proportions. Any attacks received by an Internet Half-Troll are instantly countered and damage increases one factor for every strike.
According to obscure Urban Legend, should an internet half-troll be exposed to The Zone long enough his being will converge with the presence of all half-trolls past, present, and future becoming The Legendary Super Half-Troll, a state far exceeding that of any troll, including Trolldin himself.
Timmy: "Look what I drew with my new pencil set! Isn't it cool? :P"
Internet Troll: "That looks like trash, Timmy. You should burn it before the police arrest you!"
Timmy: "-sniffle-" ::cries::
Internet Half-Troll has entered the chat!
Internet Half-Troll: "It's not that bad, Timmy. Let me SHOW you what real trash looks like..."
Internet Half-Troll has uploaded imagefile ******##.jpg
Timmy: "Um... what is that even supposed to be? My two-year old cousin draws better than that."
Internet Troll: "WHERE THE ***** DID YOU GET THAT?!?!?!"
Bystander: "Aw man! that looks like it was drawn by a drunken retarded monkey with hooks for arms!!! LOL!!"
Internet Troll: "***** YOU YOU ***** PIECE OF *****!!!1!!!"
Internet Half-Troll has entered The Zone
Internet Half-Troll: "Nah, man, it's cool. You already *****ed that drawing hard enough. I don't do sloppy-seconds."
Timmy: LOL!
Bystander: LOL!
Internet Troll Connection Lost, Disconnected
Internet Troll: "That looks like trash, Timmy. You should burn it before the police arrest you!"
Timmy: "-sniffle-" ::cries::
Internet Half-Troll has entered the chat!
Internet Half-Troll: "It's not that bad, Timmy. Let me SHOW you what real trash looks like..."
Internet Half-Troll has uploaded imagefile ******##.jpg
Timmy: "Um... what is that even supposed to be? My two-year old cousin draws better than that."
Internet Troll: "WHERE THE ***** DID YOU GET THAT?!?!?!"
Bystander: "Aw man! that looks like it was drawn by a drunken retarded monkey with hooks for arms!!! LOL!!"
Internet Troll: "***** YOU YOU ***** PIECE OF *****!!!1!!!"
Internet Half-Troll has entered The Zone
Internet Half-Troll: "Nah, man, it's cool. You already *****ed that drawing hard enough. I don't do sloppy-seconds."
Timmy: LOL!
Bystander: LOL!
Internet Troll Connection Lost, Disconnected
by BluntSageChroniclese June 18, 2023
Get the Internet Half-Trollmug. by troll spy January 27, 2021
Get the Troll Spymug. This is an individual who will mettle in the affairs of other, hotter, sexually superior men in efforts to disrupt the normal operations of the mark. And then will be over sell, and over perform in order to make the better men of the civilized world question their self esteem and worth. And won’t ever stop unless you vanquish them.
These Midtown Trolls have nothing better to do than creep up my window, and ease drop on me jerking off! They are masculine challenged rats.
by CJ Stryker XXX October 16, 2022
Get the Midtown Trollmug. v.t. - randomly negging commenters on a forum and not informing them of the reason or perhaps never participating
n. - the person who performs such an action
n. - the person who performs such an action
by AlexTR June 29, 2011
Get the kharma trollmug. A person who commits mean spirited acts to toy with their victim, does so with pleasure in an unnatural sick way.
-Usually does so dancing ,side to side, chanting , / hehe-hahe’s with large smile on face..
- Almost always zero imagination present in subject. ( Think meat-head-bully in school throwing rocks at a goose)...( no creativity...)
-Usually does so dancing ,side to side, chanting , / hehe-hahe’s with large smile on face..
- Almost always zero imagination present in subject. ( Think meat-head-bully in school throwing rocks at a goose)...( no creativity...)
Greg is a troll.
On weekends, for relaxation, I eat.
Greg still locks himself in his room and prankcalls my grandmother.
Every friday. What a damn troll.
On weekends, for relaxation, I eat.
Greg still locks himself in his room and prankcalls my grandmother.
Every friday. What a damn troll.
by ( tgeyre not healthy....) October 18, 2022
Get the Trollmug. AIS girl trolls is something that the medical community and some girls agreed on to troll people. They claim they have XY and don't respond to Androgens like testosterone, so they were born women-like. She has XX and is just trolling you. XXY means hermaphrodite (super rare glitch) because it has both male and female. X for female and Y for male. But there's no way you can be female with XY. There's trans people who use hormones and surgery to become the other gender, but you're not supposed to do that, because God and Jesus and the holy spirit doesn't want you to do that. Life has glitches. Some glitches are good, while others are bad. There's hand in molten lead glitch (Leidenfrost effect), drop of water floating and bouncing in a hot pan (Leidenfrost effect), supercooled water cooled to below freezing point suddenly freezing when you move it, and more. There's biohacking (using cognitive enhancers, wakefulness enhancers, stimulants, SARMs, titanium foam bones surgery to get super strong Wolverine bones, and more.). AIS girls don't exist! They can't exist! They're trolls! The devil is using people like her to troll people. Maybe she transsexual.
AIS girl trolls: We're girls, but we have XY and are immune to testosterone. *Drinks Bud Light.
Normal person: What kind of grass are you smoking?!
Normal person: What kind of grass are you smoking?!
by HawaiianPunch1 November 30, 2023
Get the AIS girl trollsmug. by Mr. Cocksson December 3, 2017
Get the counter trollmug.