WEED

never give weed to an adhd kid.

I smoke weed every day.

by TheRealYEET#5332 March 3, 2021

weed wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.

Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.

by Brady boio March 1, 2019

weed hammered

When you're so stoned that you can't come up with the word, "Stoned" and accept that you're SO STONED that you are in fact, WEED HAMMERED!!

Bro 1: "Dude, that last hit really put me over the edge...I can't describe how I feel!"

Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"

by Mister_Christer February 1, 2023

Cat's worth of weed

4.37 grams.

I just snagged a cat's worth of weed from my dealer.

by Insom April 16, 2021

drunk off the weed

When you're so smacked that you frel drunk

*After smoking*

Me: am i drunk or high?
Kelly:no, you're just drunk off the weed

by AB97 June 5, 2016

weed

weed is just onkruid

sam: do you want to smoke some weed with me?
henk: no weed is onkruid man

by slapdoel problems October 16, 2021

weed wacker

slang term for someone who smokes weed a lot, sometimes used derogatorily

''luke is a fucking weed wacker man. I went to his house and his room smelled heavily like weed."

by Bananakittycat July 9, 2025