beef maxing

Grabbing your dick and beating it with a meat mallet until it’s smashed into little patties

Hey John have you started beef maxing

by President Pork March 19, 2024

Jordyn and max

the best couple in the whole world

have you seen Jordyn and Max? they locked in for life

by BigBoOtBitcCh August 21, 2022

Max

A guy you has a girlfriend named ava and ex name is alexis who is fucking super mad because she cheated on him

omg fuck alexis and her family and max is god

by jjwjsjs February 4, 2022

Max

Very cool and gets all the ladies. Has a beautiful mullet

Look at that beautiful man with a mullet his name is probably Max.

by MulletDaddy69 November 23, 2021

Plant-Maxing

Synonym for photosynthesis; To grow to one's maximum height as if they were flora or vegetation.

If you stay in the sun too long, you're gonna plant-maxing like everything else in the garden!

by John Fire Hydrant May 26, 2025

blindness pro max

Can be abbreviated as bp+.
The action of urinating, taking a shit, farting, burping, yelling loudly, or orgasming to escape or avoid a situation. Usually used to stop watching a dirty video your friends are showing you.

Person 1: Pffff, look at this
Person 2: no i dont wanna see that dirty shit
Person 2: *shits himself*
Person 1: dude, did you just blindness pro max my ass?

by gay paintbrush monokuma November 1, 2021

Max Combs

Max Combs is a little bitch boy who likes to be fucked in the ass by grown men. Often found to be an insufferable person, and hated by others. Max Combs is someone who is rude, mean, obnoxious, insensitive, spiteful, inhuman, bossy, greedy, manipulative, selfish, cruel, despicable, sadistic, vicious, sarcastic, arrogant, snooty, irredeemable, vile, heartless, disloyal, dishonest, violent, cold, spoiled, hateful, unfriendly and just uncaring. They can also be brash and harsh. No one loves Max Combs

Stay away from Max Combs he is evil

by h@t3&l0v3 May 7, 2024