weed eat

getting high and licking someone's butthole.

Last Friday, I ate a bunch of brownies and found myself weed eating my girlfriend.

by Tawny Timberlake September 01, 2017

Wacking the weed wacker

Jerking off the old meat stick

“Tell Lenny to stop wacking the weed wacker!!😕🫵”

by BigWeeneeMan14 February 13, 2024

Weeding the pumpkin

Shaving a old man's balls

Andy is weeding the pumpkin's in the chief's office

by Hayyyyyy420 July 25, 2019

You need to smoke weed

when someone he/she is so chill you have to tell him/her

"You need to smoke weed"

"Bro why you are not talking"
"You need to smoke weed"

by abdul1wx April 22, 2016

willie weed

the amount of weed smoked by willie nelson

yes im white

"you bring dat willie weed''

by Ffdjfjf July 12, 2018

Happy weed Friday

Where u take a fat rip of a joint and blow in to the woman’s pussy that have her queef

I gave a girl a happy weed Friday

by May 14, 2024

weed stash

The terrible lingering smell of your boyfriends facial hair after he has smoked weed.

Boyfriend: Give me a kiss

Girlfriend: No way you have a weed stash go wash that smell off your face.
Boyfriend: OK :(

by kissmysparkles May 28, 2012