In a bookshop, "Hi, can I have a newspaper please.....oh and can I just check what versions of lord of the rings books you have please?"
" Sorry I have obsessive lord of the rings disorder"
" Sorry I have obsessive lord of the rings disorder"
by Dazzapkb January 29, 2022
The crescent shaped area of the back of your neck that isn’t covered by your shirt or buff. 99% chance of getting skin cancer in the ring.
by Flyassfeller10 May 04, 2021
by OneWheelWonder December 13, 2015
A euphemism for the New York Yankees’ 27 championships indicating their insignificance in the modern baseball era.
Person 1: We have 27 rings, that’s way more than your team has.
Person 2: No one cares about your segregation rings bro.
Person 2: No one cares about your segregation rings bro.
by David Donald June 23, 2024
SuffeRING
A reference to the common joke of the three rings of marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Can be used on people who aren’t married as well to say suffering
A reference to the common joke of the three rings of marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Can be used on people who aren’t married as well to say suffering
It’s only been a year and Dave seems like he’s going through the third ring with his wife.
I haven’t been doing well, I’m going through the third ring right now.
I haven’t been doing well, I’m going through the third ring right now.
by MartianMenace October 09, 2023
When your butthole itches so frequently and with such irritation that it burns as though the devil is sprinkling his own black cracked pepper in your asshole.
by Kitty=^^= October 06, 2021
When your butthole itches so frequently and with such irritation that it burns as though the devil is sprinkling his own black cracked pepper in your asshole.
by Kitty=^^= October 06, 2021