Cow Pie Surprise

A cow pie surprise is when you go to a farm and walk out into the field and find a crusty cow pie. You must do this in the daylight so you can find a good ripe pie, but if you must do it at night just remember. . . .BOOTS. Anywho, after finding the right one, you sneak into a friends room while he or she is sleeping. Climb up on a chair or nightstand, anything with some height. Once stable yell "FIRE, FIRE, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!" the victim will awake wondering what's going on. Once you can see the whites of their eyes, let the pie fly and gravity will do its thing smacking the person in the face.

NOTE: Have a camera ready for the "shitty" look that you will reiceve.

NOTE: Gloves may be needed. The cow pie may have a gooey middle, also known as a SLOPPY COW PIE SURPRISE.

Person 1: Man, Did you see that shitty look Turza had after his cow pie surprise.

Person 2: No but he did smell like shit all day.

by MC-Cloud December 7, 2006

douche pot pie

The most potent of all douche-related insults. The king/queen of all douches, recipient of the "biggest douche in the universe" award.

"Dude, you cheated on your girlfriend with her mom, and then you jacked her stereo! You're a total douche pot pie!!"

by Devian December 28, 2005

California Cream Pie

A sexual position: It involves one guy ejaculating in the woman's mouth after fellatio. The woman now spits the semen into the guys asshole. After the semen is lodged in the guy's asshole, the guy either farts or shits on the woman's face.

Note: Not limited to a guy and a girl; can be with more than one guy

He gave me the best California Cream Pie last night! It's still in my hair!

by Hugh G. Rekshinn October 23, 2009

69 cream pie

Two women having both recently had intercourse with the same man who ejaculated into each of them performing cunnilingus on the other.

Jack's bliss babe Anne and their girlfriend did the 69 cream pie while he got ready for another round.

by maplefrost May 26, 2009

Poop Stink Pie

(adj.) (noun) (verb) (pronoun):
Replacement word for everything possible. When in doubt, just say "poop stink pie!"

"I didn't get paid today, that's a bunch of poop stink pie."

by Snicklefriitz December 9, 2008

country pie hole

(n.) A good ole' boy from a rural town that is set in his ways and is sure his way is the right way. Usually these boys travel in packs of three or four and live even farther up into the hills than the town they live near already is.

That country pie hole eats steak for lunch with no utensils, just his hands.

by Space-n-ater October 5, 2005

Columbian Steam Pie

A sexual act between two people involving coffee beans being shoved up the females ass and then being anally penetrated until the coffee beans are ground. Once the coffee beans are sufficiently ground the female then proceeds to snort a line of the poopy coffee off of the erect penis.

1. Susie was hopped up for hours after she gave Joe a Columbian Steam Pie!

by Hungarian Lunch Lady October 25, 2010