Rusty Coin Purse

To perform oral sex on a women when she is on her period.
Aye yo Bitch! May I use your Rusty Coin Purse?
by PussyAssFiend January 24, 2010
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rusty windscreen wiper

n:fore-finger
Specifically when your taking a girl in the four-prone position and you slip a finger into her chocolate star fish, and then attempt to give her a rusty fish hook, missing and wiping her forehead with said finger
Man, becky was really pissing me off last night so I though Id show her with a rusty windscreen wiper
by Wickiwawa April 09, 2009
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Rusty Dwyane Cane

When your girlfriend tuggs your wiener in the shape of a candy cane
My girl gave me a Rusty Dwyane Cane last night
by Obab Garap January 03, 2010
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Solo Rusty Ventilator

When a gentleman has the urge to have someone take a steaming dump on his chest but finds himself alone. He coils one on the shower curtain, lies down in the bath while holding the curtain at an angle (angle should be adjusted according to consistency and clingability) allowing the brown trout to slowly slide onto his chest
Olly: Jason, why the fuck is there a brown streak on the shower curtain?

Jason: It was the dog

Olly: The dog doesnt eat cashew nuts

Jason: Sorry, I had a solo rusty ventilator

Olly: Why didn't you just call me I've been touching cloth all day
by Safarijon October 09, 2008
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Rusty Piss Clam

when you soak a barrell of live clams in piss overnight, turn them in your partners ass 360 degress and boil them for 15-20 minutes until they are tender .... if they float to the top of the water its now a rusty piss clam floater ......... which is where you bob for the clams in the before mentioned barrel which is now fully fermented
Gary and Andy collected piss clams on the beach then brought them back to the house for a old fashion rusty piss clam bake ....... then they collected the piss clam floaters and bobbed for piss clams
by WikidThoughtz December 08, 2009
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rusty door handle

The act of sticking one's hand into the girls anus and then

Procceding to open her vagina like a door handle.
At first she wasn't willing to do a rusty door handle but soon she came to liking it more than anything!
by ArgibaldIII January 16, 2014
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Rusty Cunt Bucket

Noun. A lying girl who dumps her boyfriend to run off with some other male without reason or advanced notice.
Tom, "Anna just ran off with some useless, big nosed fucker."
Joe, "She's a rusty cunt bucket. Forget about her, let's go get a beer."
by Prince Geoff November 01, 2013
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