Mike

The biggest pussy the world has ever seen, Cry's about everything.

Yo whos that guy working over there?

Oh thats just mike he’s a Pussy

by Appleeater21 September 9, 2021

Mike

A fucking weapon of a bloke, takes a good shot on a camera and knows how to do a cheeky option during a work out to get hime out of the real work.

Mike rocked up to gym late then half assed his workout

by Dixon ormas July 7, 2021

no shoes mike

an average guy that happens to be one of those people that smokes, chills at your place without shoes, and loses everything all the time ... we all know the type

"Hey my friend is coming over to get fucked up, drink my beer, and eat my food"
"he sounds like a no shoes mike"

by butthole4777 December 17, 2018

Mike

A twink from florida

Oh that’s mike, he’s a twink from florida

by Big floppppa June 21, 2022

Scumbag Mike

A person with only self interest who uses and abuses those he comes into contact with.

Man that guy is so selfish. He is just like scumbag mike

by NY Mike September 23, 2019

Miked

To get completely destroyed shortly after embarking on a task, similar to how Mike Tyson KO'd many of his opponents within the first round.

Don't even think about walking in through the front door with no piece; you'll get Miked.

by Big Kike June 6, 2018

Mike

A very big virgin who lives in a basement and need to touch grass asap

Mike is being Mike

by Zamina zamina zamina e e e e July 1, 2021