Window licking

Someone that should be working but too busy slacking

Manjot get to work stop window licking

by Kings Dead July 15, 2021

Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

by Flamingecko November 20, 2020

Lick My Dick Cheese

Mandatory text response to scam messages.

Lick my dick cheese Chinese Communist scum!

by Rev Sharpton July 4, 2025

devious lick

A TikTok trend where people commit theft against government property and stupidly post it on TikTok as if they wont get prosecuted.

Person 1: "Hey dude, check out my devious lick. I took a soap dispenser from the boys bathroom."
Person 2: "Woah, dude. That's so cool, it should be illegal!"

by Savant0009 September 17, 2021

devious lick

it’s a tiktok thing

“yo u abt to the most devious lick”
“huh?”

by balls in ur jaws September 13, 2021

diabolical lick

a very, very well paying and rewarding item that one steals from a place

Bartholomew: dude check this shit out, fully working soap dispenser taken straight from the school bathroom
Humphrey II Jr.: dude that's diabolical lick holy shit

by XXX_pussyslayer621xXX September 13, 2021

“Lick and Leave”

The act of showing up at someone’s house late at night, licking their cooter for a bit and then just leaving.

“I promise it’ll be quick, just a “lick and leave”.

by CMOMO July 31, 2022