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Jacob

Jacob is easily the hottest person in your school. He can make anyone smile with one stupid joke, and has the most perfect hair, wonderful personality, good music taste, and gives the best hugs ever. Just one look at him and your heart races. His beautiful brown eyes and warm smile makes him top any other stereotypical hot dude easily. Always the life of the party and has the best dick ever. So many people want him but if he loves you he'll make sure you know. If you have a Jacob, never. Ever. Let go. Jacob is the best thing to happen to anyone, and for some reason, his mom sucks like always.
Person: omg your dating Jacob?
Other person: yes, and I love him more than anything.
by Iove y0uu May 10, 2022
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Jacob

A really gay person who has 1 friend and is single. He typically loves guys and is gay af! He always has poop in his pants!
Person 1: Jacob is gay
Person 2: YES OFF HIS NAME IS JACOB
by AnnoyingCow1365 December 3, 2019
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Jacob B

A Jacob Bourne is someone who loves Charlies and sucks their tits.
Jacob B: Are you a Charlie cause i wanna suck your tits.
by jacobs like charlies November 3, 2019
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Jacob and Kerry

The definition of soulmates. If you ever see a Kerry and Jacob, you should know, they are made for each other.
"omg is that Jacob? hes so hot." Person 1

"I know right, but he is taken by kerry" Person 2

"Even though I like Jacob, we can both agree that Jacob and kerry are the perfect couple"person 1

"I agree, they are soulmates" Person 2
by Yourpersonalcupid November 21, 2021
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Jacob barlow moment

Weirdly horny, weirdly hyper masculine , or just weird.
“Jacob barlow moment

Fuck you tim”
by Jacob barlow May 25, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob amogus
by Kylehk58 April 7, 2021
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Jacob

Kids named jacob are fat and ugly. whenever i see a jacob i want to drop kick and shit in his face. a real idiot with no sense of humor. if you are a jacob i'm sorry for you im sorry no one likes you becuase you are ugly and rude
go away jacob! i dont wanna see your tangy face
by shrekbabies4 March 18, 2020
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