scrunchie on the gear stick

When you slide it onto the gear stick reaaaaal good

Ruk: 'Hey hun u wanna scrunchie on the gear stick tonite'
Man on the corner: 'Please leave me alone, I'm waiting for my wife'
Ruk: 'Hunnnnn u know ur wife don't have a scrunchie half as elasticated as mine'
Man on the corner: * runs off *

scrunchie on the gear stick by greg_gearstick April 7, 2022

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Don’t stick your dick in crazy

A rule all men should live by if they don’t want to have their lives ruined.

Elon: Yo I just banged Amber Heard last night.

James: Yea I’ve banged Amber Heard before, do not recommend.

Elon: Why not?

James: did you see what she did to Johnny? She beat him, told everyone he raped her. Now he’s getting cancelled and his career is in the toilet.

Elon: Shit, I guess I didn’t follow the most important rule: Don’t stick your dick in crazy.

Don’t stick your dick in crazy by anonymous May 30, 2022

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to shit over a stick

Refers to taking residence in lowly accommodation or camping where facilities are poor or non existent.

Angry hotel guest to hotel receptionist … “Do you think I’ve paid all that money to shit over a stick!”

to shit over a stick by 1BigEck October 7, 2022

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Side Pocket Shit Stick

While shooting a game of pool, a person will drop their trousers, "prairie dog" a turd out of their anus, chalk said turd, make a shot in any hole on the table, then slowly suck the turd back into their sphincter, while never letting the excrement touch the pool table.

He totally used the Side Pocket Shit Stick to win that game!

Side Pocket Shit Stick by H3ddeeecaca February 11, 2023