snooker balls in socks

floppy knockers

her tits fling around like snooker balls in socks

by hatband April 27, 2009

British Morning Sock

British slang for a condom.

Ello' Olly! Did chu git yoor British Morning Sock todai?

I certainly did!

by MsViviette March 31, 2011

Tijuana Tube Sock

To perform a Tijuana tube sock you begin by sucking the poopoo out of your partner's asshole and spreading it on their feet with your tongue. Next, they glide across your back in an ice skating motion with their shit covered feet. This is usually performed whilst listening to Enrique Iglesias music.

"Swedish back massages are for pussy's, i prefer a Tijuana tube sock!"

by CustyJoe November 4, 2011

sock hole shift

switching sock with a hole to the other foot, where it will be in a different spot. in 'ancient' times socks would be 'darned', sewn and/or repaired. now that we have a 'disposable' society, one simply throws the offending sock in the "gobbige" can. (or rag bag!)

sock hole shift accomplishes only the delay of this process. of course, if a hole actually comes around, it usually isn't long before the heel goes too...

john had a toe poking through a sock hole, time to sock hole shift; he thought!

by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

Rubber Band Sock Trick

When you tie a rubber band to your dick, and then attach the other end of the rubber band to your sock, so your dick is in a constant state of extension, overtime this will enlarge one’s cock.

“I used the old rubber band sock trick and now my dick is half an inch bigger!”

by brendanslammer March 31, 2019

Barefoot one sock bandit

A man who has one sock on his cock and none on his feet who wears a mask over his face and no other clothes. He steals the anal virginity of any poor soul that dares step foot in the Oneida varsity locker room.

Bryson Carinci: I was taking a shower and the barefoot one sock bandit came in and stole my anal virginity.
Zack Smithson: yo no way that happened to me last Tuesday and I think I’m gay now!

by Bailey Boyer September 30, 2021

Black Socks So It’s Not Gay

Bruh if you forget to say no homo while wearing black socks you’re good, but if you forget to say no homo while not wearing black socks nigga you gay

Tyrese : Imma clap his ass bruh.
Recoome : Bruh you forgot to say no homo, gay ass!
Tyrese : It’s all good I’m wearing black socks so it’s not gay.
Recoome : Ah, Ight you good then.

by Yung Burrito Penis August 29, 2018