When a person or system reports a successful completion of a task which has not actually been completed successfully.
A reflection on the Russian military reporting very minor advances (which were in fact failures) as great successes.
A reflection on the Russian military reporting very minor advances (which were in fact failures) as great successes.
by Cam.Parsons February 11, 2024
Get the Russian successmug. by Yermy Battled Warter November 23, 2019
Get the russian daddymug. when 2 white bald men aggressively have intercourse with each other and put tubes up each other’s asses while singing twinkle twinkle little star
marvin- hey you gonna go out with that fag later?
angel- yeah, we’re gonna do the russian congo
marvin- sick, can i join?
angel- yeah, we’re gonna do the russian congo
marvin- sick, can i join?
by WetRag May 17, 2022
Get the the russian congomug. "ДРУГ! Кажется, я заболел несчастливой болезнью!" screamed Mark, now russian.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?" replied Andrew.
Thank you for coming to my Ted-talk on russianitis
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?" replied Andrew.
Thank you for coming to my Ted-talk on russianitis
by rhombicosidodecahedronfan100 October 31, 2020
Get the russianitismug. The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.
Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends
by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 19, 2020
Get the Russian Crab Trapmug. by Russian breacher March 29, 2022
Get the Russian breachmug. When your hitting it from the back(doggy style), and right before you cum you say "dasvidaniya" and cum on her back.
by Mishydafishy February 11, 2020
Get the Russian Dogmug.