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Septum Ring Theory

The actual origin of the Septum Ring Theory stems from the belief that when someone experiences trauma — especially something that made them feel powerless, violated, or unseen — they often search for ways to reclaim agency over their body or narrative.

The septum piercing is particularly striking because:
• It’s central on the face — hard to miss.
• It’s reversible (can be hidden or removed), offering flexibility.
• It has cultural associations with rebellion, nonconformity, and strength.

So, wearing one can become a kind of armor or badge — a visible reminder: “I’ve survived something, and I’m not the same.” It turns internal pain into an external identity marker that others can see, but only the wearer truly understands the meaning behind.

In current use, The Septum Piercing Theory denotes unnecessary aggression on social media stemming from someone who has made their trauma a part of their identity.
The Septum Ring Theory never fails. Look at this unhinged cow rant about the way her ex left her. I can see why now.
by Meluckycharms2 October 9, 2025
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Ring of Fire

A party game with a group of male participants and a biscuit. The goal of the game is to not be the last one of the participants to ejaculate on the biscuit. Who ever lasts the longest, has to eat the biscuit.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna play Ring of fire?
Guy 2: No dude WTF?!
by ThisIsNorway October 30, 2017
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Boston Elden Ring

(noun) the painfully potent pressure of a turd attempting to evacuate itself from your anus as you try desperately to stave off its attack.
"Damn! That Boston Elden Ring almost ruined my time in the hot tub with my partner."
by Keving Rady June 27, 2024
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Alter your Ring Tone

You can alter your Ring Tone by squeezing the cheeks of your arse together!!
To 'Alter your Ring Tone' As you fart squeeze the cheeks of your arse together, this alters your ring tone??
by kermit999 October 23, 2009
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Pedophile Ring

When corrupt lawyers steal your children and degrade them with random strangers. They may be using snap cards currently.. just in case you don't know, they are unnatural, wrong and bizarre. They are very incredibly evil and for harming young children and molesting them you will get caught by somebody else and it won't be pretty.
My kids are in a pedophile ring. Where the fuck are they??
by Alex phoenix February 7, 2024
mugGet the Pedophile Ringmug.

curtain rings

When a womans vagina has meat curtains that hang down, and yet she has rings pierced on the elongated labia.
by Skinny dick October 6, 2017
mugGet the curtain ringsmug.

Nose ring gang

A group of LIBERAL females that will fight you on any subject you can possibly come up with.
Guy 1: I was called a racist for feeling bad about the CK assassination yesterday
Guy 2: of course you did, the nose ring gang thinks everyone's racist.
by Itsmrgoody2you September 17, 2025
mugGet the Nose ring gangmug.

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