patches go on pockets

simple rule fashion rule patch makers came up with in the 80s. Like when in doubt do this. type of saying

A - damn i don know where to put these embroidered patches

B - you know what they, say patches go on pockets!

by macka lacaka April 27, 2023

Guatemalan hot pocket

The act of eating extremely spicy food and using the resulting firedooky as lube.

The guatemalan hot pocket is only attempted by the lowliest of central americans, or the most extreme porn stars.

by Spicemaster February 15, 2012

heavy gravity pocket

An imaginary patch of strong gravitational pull that causes a person walking home to deviate suddenly from their path and collide with stationary objects such as trees, electricity poles, walls or even roads. Usually associated with excessive alcoholic intake. Generally a heavy gravity pocket is a late evening phenomenon that frequently leads to an Unexplained/Unidentified Drinking Injury (UDI).

"What happened to your leg?"

"I was walking home from the pub and whoooa — I suddenly hit this heavy gravity pocket. It came out of nowhere."

by Botosafado February 18, 2008

Indiana Hot Pocket

The act of a male or female taking a bowel movement, inserting said bowel movement inside the female's vagina, having the male penetrate the female with his penis until ejaculation. The male ejaculates inside the woman. The male then preforms oral sex and eats the sperm and stool in its entirety out of the woman's vagina.

Friend: "Hey Bill, what did you and Claire do last night?"

Bill: "Not much, I gave her an Indiana Hot Pocket."

Friend: "Sounds like things are moving along well for you two!"

by Leroy Shanksion March 30, 2011

Put me in the pocket

originally created by Tabi Bonney, a washington dc area hip hop artist. "Put me in the pocket.. thats when somebody excites you, know what im sayin, you see a girl thats tight or somethin.. she put you in the pocket", Tabi. So when you see somethin you like, it puts you in the pocket..

That song is crazy, it put me in the pocket.

by Justin Kyle November 13, 2007

California Hot Pocket

The sexual act of taking a dump into a mans open butthole and churning it up with an egg beater. The resulting poo will reflect that of somebody who eats Hot Pockets.

You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"

Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"

Dude, what's the bloody mess all over your face?

It's Fred, he crapped on my face...

California Hot Pocket, huh?


yup...

nice..

by Von Mannshaft February 25, 2009

wisconsin hot pocket

When a woman gets down on all fours and spreads her ass cheeks apart, and her lover pours melted limburger cheese into her asshole, and then eats it out.

Betty loved when Tim pulled the old wisconsin hot pocket, but as chessy as it sounds, Tim preferred gorganzola.

by Lovemywords December 21, 2016