Smiling at their phone

Smiling at his/her phone: often associated with someone catching feelings.

“Oh my gosh did you see them smiling at their phone? They must be talking to someone they like”

by ItsYaGirlLukes July 8, 2021

i don't have a phone

A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.

Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?

Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.

Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.

by Loriemplism November 21, 2021

Phone-ment

When you post your entire life or fun experiences on your phone instead just being in the moment.

Girl 1: “wow this is such a beautiful sunset.”
Girl 2 “yeah I’m gonna post it on my story”
Girl 1 “you’re always living in the phone-ment”

by piano August 16, 2020

National Phone sex day

National phone sex day just have phone sex with your partner or someone you are getting it on with tbh I’m just horny

Tristen:yoooo I just had phone sex w this baddie it was the best thing ever I only did it tho cuz it’s National phone sex day

by Italianbaddie August 7, 2025

Phone Coma

Going into a trance caused by looking at your phone for an excessive amount of time.

What happened to bob?

Oh, he’s in a phone coma now.

by TheOtherGuy125 August 28, 2021

Stucking Phoned

An altered state of consciousness that 99% of young people reach on a daily basis. It consists of staring at your phone and blocking out the rest of the world. While in this state, you are very boring and nobody likes you. It is useful to call people out at socials gatherings when they become stucking phoned. A person who is stucking phoned may also be called a phony.

John is just sitting in the corner over there. I can't tell if he's stucking phoned or just fucking stoned.

by tsquared2215 May 28, 2014

Phone captain

Someone who's your good friend/best friend on the phone, but can't be bothered meeting up face to face to chill or have tea/coffee together.

Pretty much anyone, anyone that's a good friend on the phone, but cbf/is not interested in catching up face to face.

George: Hey Mike, I spoke to Tony on the phone, he often sounds like a good friend, but yet either can't be bothered catching up or else keeps lying to me that we'll catch up face to face?

Mike: Dude, that's a "phone captain".

George: What's a phone captain?

Mike: Like "keyboard warrior", except much nicer of course!

by Fair Care - Care Fair :) October 12, 2016