Road Fashioned

The act of a passenger giving an old fashioned to the driver whilst driving a vehicle. An offshoot of road head, replacing the mouth with the hand.
"She gave him such a good road fashioned on the ride home that he hit a telephone pole."
by TDawwwwg July 13, 2013
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Texas Road Mouse

Common to urban areas of Texas, it is defined as a young, shy prostitute.
1: Did you see that Texas Road Mouse?
2: Yeah, tried to hire her once, but she was so shy I had to ask for a refund
by Hjabajbabhaba September 02, 2017
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Road runner

When you simeltaniously rub your genitals across your partners chest very hard
Girl i know you want that road runner!
by Road runner expertise December 14, 2016
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Building escape road

"Man you are totaly building escape road, need a hand?" - in real life, towards some really tired man.

"Ha, dude, nice escape road u are building here, how many times u died under water to construct that?" - in game, when u see another player building sth in dangerous zone
by Baadco June 06, 2014
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road cripple

Someone who's 16+ who can't drive
garrett: why don't you come over to my house? can you pick up some food on the way?

tracy: it'll be tough to get my mom to do it. you know im a road cripple so i can't do it myself
by urbancutie13 June 20, 2011
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richlife of road trips

Richlife is a very cool guy and the best nomad in the country
Richlife of road trips is off on another exportation
by Davis allen 79 October 02, 2020
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road head in the hurse

head in the car but wit a twist when a girl grabs you by the nipple so hard you cum in her mouth watery goodness
“Damn shortyyy you made my nipple turn white” road head in the hurse
by big daddy cum sauxe November 19, 2020
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