Bf: So 2nites the nite, rite?
Gf: Sorri but my moms always home when i get back..shes a total COCKBLOCK.
Gf: Sorri but my moms always home when i get back..shes a total COCKBLOCK.
by sidy June 30, 2005

In the middle of having sex two young Mormon men walk into the room and start to talk to you about the good word of Mormonism
I got Mormon cock blocked last, but the stuff they’re talking about is really great, you should look into it
by losers_is_me July 5, 2019

by LegendaryWølf September 6, 2022

12 block shoes
assignment of value to an article of chothing(isually shoes) by the number of blocks needed to chase you down to steal them
assignment of value to an article of chothing(isually shoes) by the number of blocks needed to chase you down to steal them
by jeffyfresh February 18, 2017

A term used for a prisoner in a cell block who will readily spin around and bend over in exchange for commissary or protection.
by LtDan1974 April 3, 2019

The game that did good and amazing around 2014-2016 and then the devs decided to fuck up the game and make it terrible so people quit it.
by UNCLE BOY NI84Y053265 May 3, 2021

You and your lover are making your way to the bedroom, about to embark on a ride of sweet, passionate love making when you find your cat sleeping on the bed. This consequently denies you from sex since cats are too damn cute to be disturbed from their slumber.
"We were totally getting into it so we decided to take it upstairs...but we were kitty cock blocked by Fluffy."
by beargryllsbornsurvivor August 25, 2012
