No matter who you are and no matter where you are, there’s always a very small chance Jimmy Kimmel will appear and sexually assault you in moments notice.
It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.
It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.
Jay and Jeff subconsciously sat with their backs facing the wall of the bar. With the Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum top of mind, they both agreed to have their eyes peeled on the door.
by Eddie Lacy's Cousin May 31, 2024
Get the Jimmy Kimmel Conundrummug. by JimmyFly2112 May 24, 2016
Get the jimmy flygaremug. From the Ecclesiastic Late Latin Iacomus, an evolution of Iacobus which is from the Ecclesiastic Iakōbos, a cognate of the Hebrew Yaakov. The name has its root in ya`aqob (supplanting, seizing by the heel). Some say Iacomus arises from an error in the transcription of manuscripts from the Greek to the Latin by an early monk. Short: Jim. Pet: Jamie, Jimmy.
In the modern day English Jimmy can be referred to someone who cannot help but tell everyone about his new and recent purchases to anyone who will listen (or not). Jimmy's are known for there mild mannered personalities which makes them very good at being used.
It is common to find them around agricultural areas mucking out stables, tending to chickens or walking their pets.
They have been known to clock watch when with other males due to always feeling as if they should be doing something else other than enjoying themselves.
In the modern day English Jimmy can be referred to someone who cannot help but tell everyone about his new and recent purchases to anyone who will listen (or not). Jimmy's are known for there mild mannered personalities which makes them very good at being used.
It is common to find them around agricultural areas mucking out stables, tending to chickens or walking their pets.
They have been known to clock watch when with other males due to always feeling as if they should be doing something else other than enjoying themselves.
Alan: Hey Jimmy what are you up to today, wanna hang out?
Jimmy: No can do I am afraid I have to muck out the horses and then walk the dogs. There's just not enough hours in the day to enjoy myself.
Alan: Classic Jimmy, see you around i suppose then...
Jimmy: No can do I am afraid I have to muck out the horses and then walk the dogs. There's just not enough hours in the day to enjoy myself.
Alan: Classic Jimmy, see you around i suppose then...
by Dr Carruthers November 15, 2021
Get the Jimmymug. The tool used to Jimmy open a car door, not to be mistaken for a slimjim, which is actually the exact same f***ing thing.
by JimmySlimJim March 13, 2019
Get the Jimmymug. A man putting shit into a pussy and then fucking her making the shit over the phallus. The girl then proceeding to lick the shit off of the phallus
by FrankenShitter6969 October 7, 2022
Get the Jimmy johnsonmug. A British term for binder. Similar to the American "Trapper Keeper". The term Paper Jimmy first became popular during the great pandemic of 2020 but has seen a great rise in popularity since then.
"Christ Emily, you could fill a Paper Jimmy with the photos of kittens you've got."
"Thanks Henry, I might just do that. For storage purposes."
"Thanks Henry, I might just do that. For storage purposes."
by TheReallyReal2 September 7, 2020
Get the Paper Jimmymug. GodJesusHolyChrist presentime newname!
Jimmy is GodJesusHolyChrist Honestly!
by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 20, 2020
Get the Jimmymug.