Lick

Lick

I'm in the middle of a lick so stop calling me.

by LeeLee1432 January 25, 2022

Devious Lick

When someone commits theft on public property for fun

“Dude, the school just closed the bathrooms down because there were too many devious licks.”

by ISmellDeadPeople September 18, 2021

Lick The Tarts

Big Fart Poop Eats Tarts! when a fat guy eats tarts and farts and you lick the fart cloud.

My Fat friend loves to Lick The Tarts turds

by Not a woman. I am MAN! November 18, 2017

devious lick

when you steal something so random and useless it’s almost maniacal

Jason: Bro I just stole the schools toilet

Nathan: No way bro *shouts for other people* GUYS check out this devious lick

by andreee1226 September 11, 2021

lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.

Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!

by QuacksO July 9, 2018

cherry lick

Cherry lick. A common abbreviation for Cunnilingus. To lick the cherry of a woman or to dine at the Y.

Did she give you a blowjob first? Or was your time for a Cherry lick?

by Goatbein December 18, 2022

licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit

Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"

by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017