Jordans

Slang for semen.

I kicked her in the face with my Jordans. I nutted in her face. ; She wanted jack me for my Jordans. She wanted me to nut in her.

by D.Will83 June 15, 2021

Jordan

Huge dick. But takes penis enlargement pills

JORDAN HAS FAT DICK

by Jfosnw December 1, 2021

jordan

jordan is a dick sucker who doesn't know how to fucking keep it in his pants and needs to get fucking nuderderd.💅💋

"ugh that bald boy look like a jordan."

by ftfyvuvibij April 9, 2022

The Jordan

When you’re getting that dome that goes absolutely ballistic where you need to stretch out with one arm up and saying “holy shit I’m doin the Jordan”

Brian: Was the head good?

Taylor: Yeah that shit made me do the Jordan

by Goofy Shower Boy February 2, 2022

Jordan Williams

likes the seahawks, fortnite, and austin

hi there Jordan Williams

by st jacobi January 17, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is a person who knows how to show love and affection, who can make you happy even when you are at your lowest, who makes you look forward to the day ahead, who gives you a reason to want to say “I love you”.

#1: “I love you Jordan.”
#2: “I love you too.”

by someone_who_loves_someone April 16, 2023

Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"

Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.

by Laxanus November 7, 2020