Mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

« may we all be mud monsters. »

by TheMudMonsterEnthusiastic September 18, 2021

Texas Mud Bridge

The act of inserting a clear plastic tube in the anus, and inserting the other end of the tube in the anus of a "trusted" partner and shitting back and forth into each others asshole.

Earl and Jim-Bob got drunk and built a Texas Mud Bridge the other night.

by zuulybully July 18, 2018

mud flute

One's butt hole. In particular reference to it's ability to produce quality sounds whilst also being capable of producing a substance that at times can closely resemble mud. There are those in the world that possess the ability to coordinate Mud Flutes to produce music in concert that would be then referred to as a Mud Flute Orchestra.

Bob: So what's the quarterly sales report looking like?
Richard: Not bad. We've got...
***Jim from 3 cubicles over rips ass***
Bob: Sounds like Jim's playin' the ol' Mud Flute.
Richard: Yeah. His talent is on a level the likes of which our generation rarely sees.
Bob: Indeed.

by OpenHandSlap November 17, 2017

Mud Monster

when you have so much and that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters.”

by ahsdhkskw September 18, 2021

mud juice

Mud juice is cough syrup and sprite mixed together another word for it is lean

“What you sipping on?”, “I’m sipping on that mud juice”

by imnotstixx October 31, 2023

Mud Collar

When a man or woman poops around the neck of their partner, thus creating a "Mud Collar".

aka, Chocolate Chain, The Circle of Trust

Oh yeah zaddy, put that Mud Collar on me before I explode.

Slap that Chocolate chain on me one time.

I'm about to let you into the Circle Of Trust. Hard As Fuck.

by NvZbLe May 18, 2017

Mud raisin

An anus.

She only let me hit the mud raisin because she said she was a virgin.

by Mud-raisin July 26, 2016