Fuck-Knuckle

Brick-like intellegence coupled with new levels of arse-holiness.

My boss is a real fuck-knuckle

by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

Hawk Fuck

What you call someone when you're upset about someone trying to spit game to girls.

Mark: Look at that dude, he's been mackin' on the chick I've been tryin' to bang all night! He's such a Hawk Fuck!!

by ^V^V<><>abstart November 29, 2011

Lazy Fuckness

Lazy Fuckness would be referred to as a condition where you are so lazy, you wont do a damn thing; regardless of how important the situation or task may be.

"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"

by Rachv1016 March 11, 2010

Baton Fucking

Fucking while pouring (in the anus or vagina) concrete with steel bars for reinforcement

I destroyed Jenny's anus while baton fucking her last night

by Eckersley June 15, 2016

Destination Fucked

A place where you'll find a woman named Sheila surrounded by fire, a kid flipping the bird, and a fat pig, all while she smashes a beer on her head and attempts to skate off of a roof Tony Hawk style, and eats shit.

"By golly Bob, that woman sent herself straight to Destination Fucked after attempting that sad stunt"

by kingfisher93 November 29, 2018

fucking moron

A pejorative term for someone who knows absolutely nothing about fucking.

It came to light that he had never had sex before but somehow it just seemed cruel to label him a fucking moron.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2020

Destination Fucked

A woman chugging half a beer before failing to crush the can on her head, then almost falling g off a roof; simultaneously being flicked off by a small child; fire and a fat pig in the same frame for some odd reason

Bloody wanker! They're all headed to Destination Fucked!

by Double R Bar Burger November 29, 2018