Dick for daycare

When you're with a chick that's crazy, but she watches your kid while you're at work. The sex is great, so you don't feel the need to go to your backup plan just yet.

Similar to a Bangmaid

Guy 1- "Why are you still with that crazy bitch?"
Guy 2-"She's cheaper than a babysitter"
Guy 1- "So it's a dick for daycare situation?"
Guy 2- "Pretty much"

by Roscoe Moist December 3, 2016

oatmeal dicks

why on gods green earth would you so even thing or possibly search this

why would you search oatmeal dicks

by gidZ5 October 24, 2019

comfort dick

The type of dick you give a girl (or boy) to cheer them up. Related to pitty fuck.

Britney: “babe my dog died”

Jeff: “so, you want that comfort dick or what?”

by comfort dicker June 4, 2018

Dick Gurney

Men's thong-like bathing suit that shouldn't be worn by anyone with the slightest sense of morals or dignity. AKA speedo, banana hammock

I can't believe that Rich is wearing a dick gurney under his uniform...

by EggBeaterNEater September 18, 2015

Mule dick

When a well endowed male is able to have sex in the doggystyle position and loosens up the female vaginally or anally he is able to insert most if not all of his penis into her orfice that he is penetrating

"He was really mule dicking her "

by JEddieMacJr February 5, 2017

Dick Soccer

When two guys go back and forth anonymously harassing each other using their smart phones in a shameful attempt to prove who has the bigger Dick.

That computer salesman would rather get caught up in playing Dick Soccer than make a sale!

by PMAALLDAY December 12, 2014

Dick Deck

When a male sends a dick pic but his dick is on a tech deck so his Dick looks bigger

"Can you tell Clay to stop sending me Dick Decks"

by Danky Heel April 6, 2017