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banana foot

a disease you get on your foot. It turns them yellow and you get banana like bruises.
Doctor: "i think you have banana foot. Im sorry."
man: "holy shit bro"
by crazy diseases March 15, 2023
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Foot Lettuce

-Tommy: Guys lets go get some burger king!
-Friend: NAH they got to much Foot Lettuce
by Smash-cookie-chan November 2, 2020
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Lead Foot

A person who is known for driving way too fast.
"Tony has a lead foot. It's a wonder how he's still alive, let alone legally allowed to drive. If you ever have to travel anywhere in a hurry, he's your man. Otherwise, make sure you're never in a vehicle where he's behind the wheel."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021
mugGet the Lead Footmug.

foot fetish purist

Someone who has a strong attraction, sexual or otherwise, to feet. They prefer to look at feet, and feet alone, without the distraction of other sexual anatomy.
The foot fetish purist doesn't need to see other parts of a woman to get off.
by Pretty Please Toes February 9, 2022
mugGet the foot fetish puristmug.

Tennessee Tornado Foot Twister

The act of non penetrational sex using ones feet on a man sitting down whilst their feet are covered in Nashville Hot Honey barbecue sauce
John: Yo where's Jimmy at
Tim: He said he was getting a Tennessee Tornado Foot Twister
by Jay_WitDaBBL June 12, 2025
mugGet the Tennessee Tornado Foot Twistermug.

foot fetish schizo syndrome

foot fetish schizo syndrome is when a person can only think about peoples bare feet and nothing else. people with foot fetish schizo syndrome often fail at school due to thinking about feet too much and not work, being distracted by foot fetish thoughts. they will start thinking about everythings feet, from katy perry to even donald trump

usally they will fail at life because they keep thinking about the feet of something they dont like, like for example donald trump, a gay man that jacks off on the street, vladimir putin, everytime they try to get rid of the thought, their mind wont let them and forces them to not forget it because of thier scizophenia. they even think about feet being implanetd inside their brain, and when they try to delete it from their brain/stop thinking about it, thier brain will be unable to stop thinking about it and even start sexualizing it, when their brain dosent want to. thinking about suckng, licking, eating, smelling, tasting the thing they dont likes toes. it is physically impossible for them to stop thinking about feet. they often develop fetishes for it and surrender thier mind to it, eventually turning them into degenerates. some stuff they think about r so fuckin cringe i dont even want 2 talk about it.

the person who wrote this use to have the foot fetish schizo syndrome, but he stopped jerking off to feet, went outside, and found another hobby an now no longer has it. he basically touched grass. now he is a soldier in the army.
the person who wrote this use to have the foot fetish schizo syndrome, but he stopped jerking off to feet, went outside, and found another hobby an now no longer has it. he basically touched grass. now he is a soldier in the army
he now associates feet with brainrot and cringe. his foot fetish no longer prevents him from thinking about or doing something he likes. he now thinks jacking off to feet or thinking about feet is cringe, his coomer level has returned to the state before he had a foot fetish.

more info below.

the key to get rid of foot fetish schizo syndrome is to stop wanking to feet, stop thinking about feet, stop worshiping feet, stop consuming foot fetish content, and disassociate feet from your brain. find another hobby, like gaming, or maybe join the US army. its never too late to stop the fetish.

what fetish do i have now? the answer is boobs.
by karlmogus schmitttenzberg October 17, 2024
mugGet the foot fetish schizo syndromemug.

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