face cabbage

The face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

Can be metaphorical as well.

Face Cabbage - the face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

"Ewww Paul fingered my asshole last night"

"Oh no did he see your face cabbage? SHHHIIT"

by SexyFaceCabbage April 10, 2017

Safe Face

The kind of face that a certain person has on, right now.

And with that, Grandpappa Ivy put on his safe face.

by Billy Kincaide July 24, 2010

face sanding

(V.)A girl grinding a mans face so fucking hard his nose starts to sand off and become flat

1.Bro 1- what did you and Amy do last night bro?
Bro 2- she sanded my face bro!

2. Jeb and Amy do a lot of face sanding.

by Callmekieth October 12, 2016

Poker face

A song released by Lady Gaga in September 2008. It is also sung by Eric Cartman.

Guy 1: Yo, I was watching south park and poker face came on!

Guy 2: You mean poker face, the song by lady gaga?

Guy 1: yeah dude, Eric cartman sung it

by Mistyman6 March 14, 2023

computer face

The way your face looks over the computer, as in, when skyping someone.

Hey, Tim, are you ashamed of your computer face? Is that why you won't Google Hangout with me?

by kat_gryffindor March 16, 2014

robeing face

the look of the combination of sleep deprivation and muscle relaxation in facial muscles that result from robeing.

his mom knew he robed the night before, because of his robeing face

by fulltilt monkey August 17, 2007

Whey-face

A whey-face is a shakespearean word that means someone who is scared so much that they are pale. They are cowardly and scared easily.

Death of thy soul! Those linen cheeks of thine are counselors to fear. What soldiers, whey-face?

Go back in that haunted house and don't be such a whey-face!

by I know de wey January 31, 2018