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A term used when you climb up a tree to watch the sunset and fall down. It becomes a full Ecan Hansen when you fall all alone
Masha:do you know why Annie isn't here today?
Palak:yeah, she pulled a Full Evan Hansen
Masha:I told her not to climb trees
Palak:yeah, she pulled a Full Evan Hansen
Masha:I told her not to climb trees
by That boleyn girl January 23, 2026
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kind, charismatic, and unfairly intelligent. knows the lore behind every nook and cranny of cyberpunk streets and can identify a plane flying overhead before you even get the chance to look up. but don’t let that fool you into thinking he’s just some nerd, because yes, his guitar style is "fingering".
he’s the best quants and reasoning teacher out there without ever studying it. could easily make lakhs posting lessons on youtube but instead chooses to dedicate his energy to making sure you’re drinking approximately 67 litres of water every day.
has lived a life people make movies about. if he existed in night city, there would already be a drink named after him at the afterlife.
all in all, he’s like the sun, you either enjoy the warmth and live a happy life, or get too close and meet the fate of icarus.
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kind, charismatic, and unfairly intelligent. knows the lore behind every nook and cranny of cyberpunk streets and can identify a plane flying overhead before you even get the chance to look up. but don’t let that fool you into thinking he’s just some nerd, because yes, his guitar style is "fingering".
he’s the best quants and reasoning teacher out there without ever studying it. could easily make lakhs posting lessons on youtube but instead chooses to dedicate his energy to making sure you’re drinking approximately 67 litres of water every day.
has lived a life people make movies about. if he existed in night city, there would already be a drink named after him at the afterlife.
all in all, he’s like the sun, you either enjoy the warmth and live a happy life, or get too close and meet the fate of icarus.
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"We're here and we're all on a great motiv"
"And Evan"
"And Evan"
by Close_your_mouth_when_you_chew March 2, 2026
Get the Evan mug.An evan, is a super annoying person who stands next to your group not saying a word but, randomly blurting out an insult and trying to trip you.
by Ayoo_Frankie February 16, 2025
Get the Evan mug.An Artistic girl that draws a lot, may or may not be on the spectrum, enjoys drinking milk and is a connoisseur for food. It is impossible to make an Evanceline angry or annoyed. If you ever befriend an Evanceline, you will have a very super happy interesting time.
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