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Dutch hookah

I gave her the Dutch hookah while she was sleeping with her cpap on
by Intensewrench December 23, 2023
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Dutch Friday

Where the lads go buy dutch then smoke with tunes at sesh den
i’m so exited for Dutch friday!
by Scott Gore December 12, 2022
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The Dutch Paul Newman

Defecating on the covers and rubbing it in your partners face.
I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.
by Paco1568 October 30, 2011
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Dutch Plumber

a Dutch plumber is a sexual term usually used amongst trade workers. To perform a “Dutch plumber”, when one guy inserts an ABS pipe into the anal cavity of another and spray hot or cold water into the pipe.
Those plumbers probably gave each other a “Dutch plumber”.
Take your shirt off and give me a “Dutch plumber”.
The boss’s son gave me a “Dutch plumber”.
by Mr. Kenny January 20, 2019
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The Dutch Effect

A consistently negative phenomenon that occurs when Dutch—either a person known as Dutch or someone associated with the nickname—watches a sports game that their friends or family are emotionally invested in. Once Dutch tunes in, the favored team almost always loses. In extreme cases, a star player suffers a serious or season-ending injury. The Dutch Effect has become synonymous with jinxing crucial moments in sports.
Dutch’s family is rooting hard for the Indiana Pacers in Game 7 of the 2025 NBA Finals. After staying away the entire series, Dutch decides to watch. The result? The Pacers lose in heartbreaking fashion, and Tyrese Haliburton sustains a major injury that sidelines him for the entire next season. That’s the Dutch Effect in full force.
by The Unreal Monkey Family June 24, 2025
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brownie in the dutch oven

You fart under the covers and pull them up over the other person, but a little poop comes out.
"Dude.. I totaly did a brownie in the Dutch oven last night and had to wash my sheets"
by Shlynlew July 15, 2017
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dutch fanfare

when having intercourse with 2 or more partners and ejaculate in both anuses and then get them to fart all over someone
danni received the dutch fanfare from brooke and claire
by doctordoctorpuss August 2, 2010
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