Boned dry

To have ejaculated to a point where only air come out

Chichi I'm throwing in the towel ,I am boned dry

by Lowlyingfruit October 19, 2020

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When someone is being short in a text conversation giving the other texting party the impression that they are uninterested or simply just boring!

A : “Hey dude what’re you up to today?”
B: “nm”
A: “Oh okay cool! Maybe we can hangout later :) BTW my dog just learned how to do a backflip!”
B: “haha”
A: “Dude you’re so fucking dry”

by wonderfulturtleman June 6, 2022

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dry steve

the name for a reverse wet willy. someone puts their finger in another persons ear and then sticks it in that persons mouth.

he gave me a dry steve that had me tasting ear wax for a week.

by nutwackingzebras February 14, 2025

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Masturbating without touching your hand to your penis. Dry jerking is usually performed through pants and/or underwear using the hand closest to the direction one’s penis curves/points to. If you are circumcised, you can dry jerk by turning your hand face down, wrap it around your penis through the clothing, and move back and forth as you would when you masturbate. If you are uncircumcised, you can dry jerk the same way or by lightly squeezing near the head of the penis in your palm, which also moves the foreskin back and forth, and if you pair it with the thumb of your squeezing hand near the base of your shaft, you will have a very pleasurable experience.

Scenario 1: This internet chick is giving me the biggest hard-on right now. I don’t wanna have to wash my hands later, so I’ll have a dry jerk.

Scenario 2: Ugh. This conference video call is boring me to death. I have to be on camera too. I’ll dry jerk to keep myself alive and hopefully keep my hand from shaking all over the place.

by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020

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