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Shit Patch Drunk

1. I was so shit patch drunk last night I woke up wearing an area rug.

2. I think Don is shit patch drunk. I saw him walking around with some Italian sausage.

3. Are you coming to the open bar wedding this weekend? We're all getting shit patch drunk!
by mmmTJ September 29, 2011
mugGet the Shit Patch Drunkmug.

Potato Sack Drunk

So yucky drunk u can throw the girl over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes, and proceed to rape at home...
by zombieclive December 17, 2011
mugGet the Potato Sack Drunkmug.

Drunk til Dementia

SOO drunk to the point you have serious cognitive disorder.
Joe Hollywood is the Queen of Drunk til Dementia!
by jhol August 12, 2009
mugGet the Drunk til Dementiamug.

DOIP (Drunk Over IP)

Participating in a Drinking Event with a buddy over some form of internet based communication, meant to be used for partying over long distances. (Originally involved starting a Power Houring at the same time with a common playlist).
Just because you're in New Hampshire doesn't mean we can't drink, we can DOIP (Drunk Over IP) Power Hour later...
by PeteGuy September 29, 2008
mugGet the DOIP (Drunk Over IP)mug.

drunk rider

baby daddy who like to talk SHIT about his baby mama-girlfrienda but its a hole nother story when your home talk that sh** you won't getting any at all
by baby mama CDSM April 3, 2004
mugGet the drunk ridermug.

Irish drunk

1.The highest level of drunk a person can achieve.

2.When you have consumed enough alcohol to be associated with a stereotypical Irish person.
1. I'm gonna get Irish drunk tonight!

2. Look at Pete over there, he's so Irish drunk he thinks that redhead is attractive.
by pseudonymouslyarriffic April 2, 2011
mugGet the Irish drunkmug.

Drunk Pussy

Pussy that has been burped into from their partner after taking 5 gulps of whiskey.
He got really wasted and gave me drunk pussy while eating me out.
by Psudeudeviant December 23, 2020
mugGet the Drunk Pussymug.

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