brew it and do it

A vital part of everyone’s morning routine, but can be done any time of day. It is the action of consuming coffee (the brew) followed by shitting (the do)

I can’t fit into my dress. I need to brew it and do it before we hit the club.

by Poops McGee November 1, 2017

do a produce

To defecate; to go take a crap.

I'm gonna go do a produce.

by K. Isaacson April 21, 2007

Doing a Web

Talking the talk but now walking the walk

Webster2001: Im the biggest baddest motherfucker in all of TORN
Literally anyone: You doing elim?
Webster2001: Ooh no, focusing on my stats
*Doing a Web*

by Sinspawn70 September 5, 2020

Doing a Britney

When you accidently shoot someone with the wrong weapon, and have to apologize for doing a Britney, and say, "Ooops I did it again."

Can you believe they are "doing a Britney" again as their excuse for killing an unarmed man

by No Hemingway April 12, 2021

doing the charles

1. The action of committing a sudden, blunt act of fruity or homosexual nature.
2. Doing a situationally strange action in front of a group of your friends, such as sucking the end of a dirty hairbrush.

Brady: “What was Gabriel doing with that fried eggplant last night at the campfire?”
Ricky: “I saw that, mans really started doing the charles.”

by nkb0095 January 14, 2022

Doing the Bear

Doing the bear is a Victorian slang term that refers to showing affection via hugging somebody.

“Those two have been doing the bear for ages. Come on, guys! We all want hugs too.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Doing a tabby

Doing a tabby is when you are screaming at your friends that you are in outpost but you are actually in mining outpost.

Stop it, you are doing a tabby.

by Whereisoutpost April 7, 2020