Joe Dirt meteor

Shit that fell out of an airplane & is mistaken for a meteor

I ate fast food off a Joe Dirt meteor

by CrotchDocter87 August 4, 2018

hollow dirt

The gaping state of a woman's asshole before unclean anal.

Tom: Yo, Ben I heard that Jenny is hauling a load of hollow dirt

Ben: Yeah man, it's true, I want a picture of that hollow dirt

by themusicmajor October 16, 2018

URBAN DICTONARY

THE 1 AND ONLY BETTER THAN PORNHUB SITE

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TO GO ONE URBAN DICTONARY

by XxAllah-AxX October 27, 2018

Virginia Dirt Hippo

noun- a tube shaped, low to the ground mammal with a chubby exterior that drags the ground.

“ Ma! There’s something fartin in the bushes!” “ Now Billy don’t go near that tooth gobblin fart sack, that’s a Virginia dirt hippo.”

by Fiddlincheddar November 28, 2018

Stuck dirt

What my wife’s son called asphalt at a young age.

Hey papa, there is some stuck dirt.

by mcfitztillery January 31, 2019

Stuck dirt

What my wife’s son called asphalt at a young age.

Hey papa, there is some stuck dirt. He said this one while my father was laying asphalt into his driveway and he did not understand because he never saw asphalt or cement, only dirt. So we call it stuck dirt.

by mcfitztillery January 31, 2019

martian dirt

occurs when period blood drips onto a females anus. derived from the phase "when the red river runs, take the dirt road."

"dude I heard when mikey when to smash Jessica she had a bad case of martian dirt he still smashed."

by pvtDouglas March 23, 2019