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monte st angelo college

a fuck hell school - include bitches that make you want to die and kill yourself. it includes fuck up nuns. holy grass that will make you go to hell. teachers that watch child porn. massive assessments that make you what to scream and will put you in depression. :)
the girls are sluts and get pregnant at 12 your child will become a stripper and poll dancer for the priest.

Favourite school award goes to..... your mums ass
THE MONTE ST ANGELO COLLEGE IS WHERE YOU WILL FIND BIG DICK LOVERS
by QSWDEFRGHJ July 23, 2019
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Groves Christian College

A school that you should not attend and this is why:
The staff when confronted an incident of sexual assault handle it so well. So well in fact that they give you a bunch of reasons as to why they can't do anything about it, try to blame it on the victim as to why it happened and then give the person that did it only 2-3 days of suspension. What's great about the school though is that all students are treated equally...equally like shit it is because they're only students so their opinions don't matter as much. Now when it comes to dating at the school...oh wait dating is illegal. leave room for Jesus and if you don't they will talk to you and convince the couple to break up with each other. If that doesn't work out then they'll just make the couple live a living hell, constantly getting in trouble for absolutely nothing and threats of getting expelled. The school is also worried about teen pregnancies which could easily be solve if i don't know...if they taught sex education? maybe if they did there would be less pregnant girls having an abortion or people having sex in the bathrooms. Now if you are looking for friends then these are your options: Perverts, Druggies, Sluts, Populars, Your Local christian fanatic and the try hards. Examples of the high school experience at this school will be listed below.
- someone shitting in a bottle, filling it up with water and splashing it all over the lockers
-People getting expelled for smoking and drinking
-Lots of bullying
-Constantly getting told that you need to get saved by Jesus
-Guys talking about female international students as if they are objects

"Have you heard of Groves Christian College? wouldn't recommend that place, they treat the students like animals"
by Mysterygirl419 May 21, 2020
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TCS (Trinity College School)

Also, know as Schelp, TCS is for rich or wannabe rich students. Most of them are dumb or their parents sent them there because they had no friends or got into a bad friend group. But, there is a rare case where they are perfect like Mimi g.
by sqaureupfam October 19, 2020
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Mount Alvernia College

A school who has a famous tiktoker in year 11. They also are known for being the best school in brisbane
Mount alvernia college is a good school I love going here
by Jizzy Lizzy April 10, 2022
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Sri Chaitanya College

Concentration camp for students aspiring to crack major competetive exams
Lmaoo bro, that guy goes to Sri Chaitanya College
by Zaashhhhhhhh September 13, 2022
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boston college

A college that puts all of its emphasis on its Division 1 sports teams, when in fact those teams never actually win their respective championships. Due to all of the money put towards its lavish Division 1 sports program, Boston College not only takes applicants who have so much money that the $45,000+ tuition is paid just with a family bank account's interest, but usually gives those applicants generous scholarships, all because there is more of a chance hefty "donations" will be made to the school in the future.
Michael Smith: I have better credentials than you in everything: GPA, sports, clubs, and SAT scores...I didn't get into Boston College, yet you not only got accepted but received a sholarship as well?
Jonathan Livingston III: Yeah. I guess being smart and working hard doesn't mean shit to BC, as long as you have wealthy parents as well as 10 brothers and sisters, all offshoots of that ever-desirable richness.
by shizam July 16, 2006
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Saint Ignatius College Prep

This is a high school in San Francisco for rich, preppy pieces of shit who think they are superior to other people because they happen to be trust fund babies with sticks up their asses. They like to pay recruits a lot of money to go to their sorry ass school so that the sports teams can win...even though its fucking high school. With an enrollment of 1,400, there are curiously few minorities...namely blacks. That could be due to the fact that they are ignorant racist bastards...but is probably because no one wants to go to their sorry ass school. The school, located in the Sunset district in wonderful San Francisco, contains a large amount of suburb kids who should keep their annoying, rich-ass, snobby, and shithead asses at home.

There is a rather intense rivalry with a school across the city named Sacred Heart Cathedral Prep. A far superior school in terms of students and faculty, SHCP is very diverse, noticing that not only whites can read. A school which actually prepares its students for life after school, SHCP knows whats important. The "people" at Saint Ignatius are so envious and fussy about it their inferiority to SHCP that they mask it and call SH names like "stupid" or "poor," actions which make they SI Pussys...I mean Wildcats...sound more like assholes if that were possible. Yes, SI has won the Bruce Mahoney trophy many years running, but little do they know that SH has been letting them win simply for the fact that they feel sorry for the poor little SI Kittens. As an added bonus, SH students could kick any pussy boy SI student any day of the week...blindfolded...with a leg missing...and even if the SI kid had a gun. SI students are just that mind numbingly weak.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
SI Student (wearing a pink polo and popped collar and aviators on cold, rainy day): I go to Saint Ignatius College Prep.
Person 1: I'm sorry.

Person in San Francisco: I don't like Saint Ignatius. It's fuckin' annoying.
Person in San Francisco's friend: No shit. Everyone knows that.
by yea thats right December 24, 2008
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