Coffeeblow

When ya have a cup of coffee and a blow job

GIRLFRIEND.."good morning baby would you like some tea and biscuits or coffee and cornflakes or a coffeeblow?"
BOYFRIEND.. a coffeeblow
GIRLFRIEND.. (gobble,gobble)
BOYFRIEND.. (sip)

by Coffee and blow job May 26, 2019

coffeeritis

Disease of when you can’t live without coffee. Specifically form dunkin and your best friend driving u.

Ex: dang my coffeeritis is really kicking in if you don’t take us to dunkin right now

by Coffee guy January 18, 2021

Coffeesexual

So in love with coffee that insomnia aint shit

Fuck my confused sexuality im coffeesexual even if i have insomnia

by Insomnia demon February 21, 2021

coffeeye

“you feel like having coffee”

“im feeling coffeeye!”

by beckyismybestie May 24, 2021

coffeebatz

coffeebatz is a definition of a very hot person so pls hmu haha

Person 1:wow you kinda look like coffeebatz!
Person 2: *lip bite* really? Why thank you <3

by ash ;) June 6, 2021

coffeefro

THE BEST ACCOUNT ON THE PLANET (also my mutual :)

i love COFFEEFRO

by oxterlos June 8, 2021

coffeebean_not_found

Awesome person 10/10 do reccomend

“Coffeebean_not_found is so cool!!”
“Yeah they played minecraft with me yesterday :D”

by ahhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCK July 29, 2021