Christian Werner

Biggest Gym Rat
He is not natty
Body count over 20
Man whore of Michigan
Is currently dating Alex Aaron
Wow! Have you seen christian Werner's insta? He is a fruit cake
by benjamineck2231 December 19, 2022
Get the Christian Werner mug.

Christian Cavallaro

A strong and muscly boi with superpowers so strong even Thanos fears them. They include:
teleporting aliens from area 51 to his house
Eating beans
catching Wilson
breaking a $50 vase
by SausageWarrior123 July 26, 2019
Get the Christian Cavallaro mug.

Niels Christian

Niels Christian is a dude with an huge penis!
His donkey dick swings like a motherfucker
Who turned on the table fan?
oh shit its just Niels Christian swinging his cock
by nwfnkdneow2233 February 27, 2024
Get the Niels Christian mug.

Christian Hernandez

A dude who loves to eat paper and watch a ton of porn
Look at that guy eating paper, who is he? Christian Hernandez
by Isis34645747486547 May 12, 2019
Get the Christian Hernandez mug.

Schrödinger’s Christian

A person who claims to be christian, but the second you ask them if they're christian they get all offended and don't know what you're talking about.
Jordan Peterson is a Schrödinger’s Christian
by SpinX22 June 01, 2025
Get the Schrödinger’s Christian mug.

Christian Girl abortion

When a good Christian Girl secretly, or not so secretly, partakes in drugs, alcohol, and risky pharmaceuticals while knowingly pregnant in an attempt to induce a miscarriage. Note: sometimes failure to miscarry can still be a success if it traps the father into considerable financial obligations to support the female partner for life and their disabled and mentally stunted child.
Kevin: Beth seemed totally strung out in church today. Is she on something? I thought she was preggers.

Todd: She had a big fight with Jim last week. She's probably doing a Christian Girl abortion.
by SecretSouthernSlang May 04, 2022
Get the Christian Girl abortion mug.

jose-christian

Jose-Chris is the best name for a half white and a half Honduran male
by Black ops 2 March 28, 2017
Get the jose-christian mug.