funnel cake

To use your dong as the \"funnel\", your baby gravy as the \"cake batter\" and some hot chick\'s stomach area (near her belly button) as the frier. If you\'ve ever watched or made a funnel cake, it is now abundantly clear.

Damn! Frank was so worried about knocking up his girlfriend he pulled out and made a funnel cake!

by Frank Klaune April 26, 2005

beef cakes

a way to describe fat ladies ass cheeks

damn jena has some huge beef cakes

by shames wachnally October 13, 2008

cuch cake

a cuch that smells bad and needs to pop a douche

the cuch cake smells like my ass

by PASTY MC ASS FUCK August 16, 2003

Penis Cake

A metaphorical confectionary that is use to temp close homosexuals into admission infront of others. could also infact be a real pastry delight ion the shape of a penis

Nathan would you like some Penis Cake?

by milli148 April 5, 2009

Icing on the cake

The act of ejaculating on a woman’s face who wears excessive amounts of makeup.

Bro last night I put the icing on the cake.

by jcxdd September 23, 2019

cake show

The gratuitous display of a particularly unkempt homosexual male's anal region. This region includes the cornhole and the taint. Due to the bugger's abhorence of hygiene, a cake or patty typically coagulates consisting of fecal matter, semen in various stages of decomposition, saliva -some, his own-, dirty hemoglobin, lubricant, sweat, stray pubic hairs, powder - medicated and/or ground club drugs, and lint and/or miniscule cotton fibers from rarely-worn underpants. The "show" is usually demanded by hyper-aggressive peers at a sweet sausage party otherwise known as a gathering of gay males.

"Randy is so impressionable. It doesn't take much prodding to get him to give us all a cake show."

by shit taster August 2, 2009

Cake N' It

When a person generates or possesses alot of dough/cake/money hense that person is cake n' it.

is that john whippin that new 6, he must be cake n' it

by ShortBusWindowLicker April 15, 2012