buckle my burger

To have your burger be buckled; "Buckle my burger" refers to the act of buckling one's burger (typically with some form of clasp or strap) in an act of frustration. Buckle my burger is, in the history of its nomenclature, a southern expression, however the internet era has transformed it into a meme, sarcastically parodying the ways in which a southerner, hillbilly, redneck, or fan of chacos speaks.
Dadgum son, why'd you go and throw all them gizzards off that there bridge? I done told you before, I will tell you again, it'll buckle my burger every time you throw them gizzards off that bridge. We're gonna haveta slaughter a whole nother gaggle of geese!
by Milton the Freedman February 14, 2018
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In & Out Burger

A one night anal stand. Simple as that.
Man, my booty hurts...I had an In & Out Burger last night.
by Babadookie September 09, 2017
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GRANNY BURGERS

Clapped unittttt
Oh my god Granny Burgers, you’re an absolute U.N.I.T!
by unitmuncher October 12, 2018
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Ass Burgers

Joel had Ass Burgers This Morning. The toilet ain't lookin too good
by Local Loaner September 17, 2020
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Ass burger

When you squeeze both buttcheeks and eat out a butthole like a burger

It can also be used as an insult
I could go for a good ass burger right now

Wow look at this ass burger
by Inner clockwork October 12, 2019
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Ass Burgers

A disease that makes burgers grow on you ass.
I'm sorry, you're son has Ass Burgers.
by human human February 21, 2021
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Peanut Butter Burger

A burger with peanut butter on it that can be eaten or used to describe the way female genitalia may look or feel after a long, rigorous night of intercourse.
"How did it go last night?"
"Man we banged all night long! I had her lookin' like a peanut butter burger down there!"
by Pocn October 13, 2018
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