french bread

(le) pain.

bread in French is "pain".

Friend: fuck man I have covid
Me: I live in french bread

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" January 1, 2024

retro bread

The soggy croutons in a leftover salad.

I don’t know how or why, but Jim hates retro bread

by anonymous December 14, 2020

Alabama bread maker

The act of eating out your sister while she has a yeast infection. Then spitting it into your sourdough starter while she screams, “ROLL TIDE!”

This bread is homemade from using the Alabama bread maker.

by SaladTossr December 17, 2023

Bread man

A Bread man is the perfect cod partner, Bread men are usually pretty chill people but are kinda dumb and tend to stutter.

Omg bread man you got 30 kills

by Bread girl May 26, 2021

Bread

An item that is better than diamonds

Person1: bread
Person2: yes

by mps1095 February 8, 2022

Buy Bread

A colloquialism for cheap ass watch enthusiasts that want something for nothing based off their communist chinese slave labour 1:1 purchases.

If you cant afford it mate, 'Buy Bread"

by WATCHMAKER101 September 29, 2020

Bread

Short for Bro Head,
A non-homosexual act in which a bro needs head since his girl isn’t putting out so he gets it from his bro.

Bro 1: Hey bro my girls not putting out and I haven’t gotten head in days

Bro 2: Dw bro I gotcha. I’ll give you bread, but no homo alright?

Bro 1: course bro, just bread.

by Annexis March 2, 2020