box of monkeys

The worlds funnest toy; the one toy every child dreams of having; an upgrade of Barrel of Monkeys.

Let's break out the best toy in the world, Box of Monkeys, and have a blast.

by Mandrew January 19, 2004

Box of Chocolates

The "Box of Chocolates" is simply defined as taking a number two directly into a woman's vagina. If done properly the feces should transfer smoothly, never seeing the light of day.

"Yo, that bitch was wild, she let me give her the box of chocolates!"

by Adam Fuller February 9, 2005

Two-Boxing

Three-way sex involving two men, one woman, in a double penetration manner. Usually involves video games due to boredom.

Ray and Ben were Two-Boxing Janet while playing World of Warcraft.

by Truedusk April 22, 2010

Uvula boxing

To make out. Related to "tonsil hockey", but using a different anatomical structure of the oral cavity and different sport (because the uvula resembles a speed bag used by boxers).

You should be careful with her, she's good at uvula boxing.

by pierdoleeatsworld March 7, 2010

foo box

female genetalia, namely the vagina.

i got a tingling sensation in my foo box when you touched me.

by Kelly-Marie April 8, 2006

The boxing match

the boxing match is a male in his teens who don't be knowin what woman he is supposed to be with. Got himself hit in the head with a beachball for being stupid. The first response he got was "who did that?"

the boxing match got hit in the head with a beachball, and got all confused. He should have gotten hit with a brick!!

by bwotr August 9, 2006

cream box

A very fast/good computer capable of running many graphically intensive games without slowing down. The graphics look smooth and glossy with no jagged edges.
Usually costing the owner many thousands of dollars.

Bill : "Man, your computer is a cream box."
Bob : "Yeah I know, it cost me fucking heaps."

by Leon_Australia December 14, 2008