Blood Joint

A collection of marihuana thats consits of one's own personal stash, and is obtained from a source of known violence, much like a blood diamond. This phrase can only be used within unison of a joint styled form of smoking.

Much more vague varieties can be used for same effect: blood pot, blood tree, blood choad, blood blunt, etc, ...

"Yo! I just rolled this fuckin' joint with some shittly doo da mexican herb! Want some, you butt-plug?" -Anonymous

"Na, I don't want none of your shitty Blood Joint, you shit-headed ass clown." -You

by ProphetOfTheGoat October 20, 2011

blood spunk

blood spunk could be the obvious (shaging a woman whilst its the time of the month) or just a way of expelling anger ....

arrrrrhg you fucking blood spunk .
look at yus you got fuckin blood spunk on me fuckin bed.

by Napalm Viper July 29, 2012

Blood Running

When you get hurt so bad you get up and run away. This usually happens when your bleeding a lot.

When Bill broke his arm he was Blood Running all the way to his house.

by SupremeDrizzle June 17, 2013

Blood Factory

A male or female that is so muscular that he or she always looks like they got a enormous pump from the weightroom

Friend - Wow!?! Did Picasso just do like 100 curls?
Friend 2 - No, he's just a blood factory

by mBORN September 7, 2013

Blikkity Bloppity Bloo

Any kind of unverifiable or unfounded assertion that has no basis and fact.

Grandpa: This all looks so familiar, that means we are all going to die in a fire ball of madness!
Kyle: Grandpa, that just sounds like a whole bunch of blikkity bloppity bloo.

by The Mayans March 5, 2014

blood-to-dick ratio

Its like a tsunami of fat that receeds allowing your dick to look bigger cause you have lost weight

Now that im skinny, I have better blood-to-dick ratio.

by Lootze March 19, 2014

Blood Fraternity

Group of deranged sex addicts.

Generally living together in which the living area will most likely be covered in blood and shit.

One or two of the rooms in the house may be perfectly normal and clean as these are probably the frat leaders rooms.

To gain entry to a blood frat one must be butt fucked by an extremely fat and disgusting man (ie: Ryan Mendrella) while having buckets of blood poured on to them.

Man my moms gonna be pissed I joined this blood fraternity the other day....

Did you hear about that cool new blood frat house that just opened up?

by Blood Frat October 16, 2014