Biscuit dribble

When you dip your biscuit in a cup of tea for too long and you take it out, causing it to drip tea over the surface of your table. It then crumples in your hand before you can place it in your mouth, as you desperately try to move your mouth and hand to fit the biscuit in, but it's too late. Now you've got biscuit dribble all over you.

Mason: Daniel why do you look like a wet ape?
Daniel: I got biscuit dribble over me this morning.
Mason: Cool story bro.

by Senpai Ace October 23, 2015

Mexican Cucumber Biscuit

A sexual act in which the male partner uses a strap on cucumber and places it between the woman's "biscuit." He then proceeds to take it out with the woman's jizz on it and feeds it to her in a forceful manner.

What did you do last night?
I gave my girl the Mexican Cucumber Biscuit.

by bigrichardcockisgay February 8, 2019

Corner Biscuit

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse in the weirdest places like a corner, a port-a-potty, or a pool.

John- “Yo did you go to Jack’s party last night?”

Tom- “Hell yeah bro! There was these two weirdos doing a corner biscuit in the bathroom when I had to piss!”
John- “What the hell!”

by Ted and Johnny November 20, 2017

take a biscuit

Becoming a slang phrase for “take a shit” in South Africa.

I’m going to take a biscuit

by Stephzsz January 14, 2018

actually a biscuit

meaning ‘bisexual’. ‘bis’ is an abbreviation for ‘biscuit’ and ‘exual’ is Latin for a ‘actually’.

So when you say “I’m actually a biscuit’ means “I’m bisexual.”

by anonymous January 20, 2022

biscuit

A boy that complains too much, about everything.

Dude, You’re being such a biscuit

by ChaBoized March 30, 2020

Baked as a biscuit

Extremely high

Grandma found my special cake and now she's baked as a biscuit.

by FlyHigh007 March 22, 2024